Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
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Top comments
Broc 0
What awkward kids... Even if they weren't interested, were they really so afraid of even talking to you that they had to LEAVE?
DreMaMa 0
Maybe, It wasn't even about you? Maybe your friend is the ugly one...just saying
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Comments (110)
megachaos 3
Either you're hideous or they're gay
Sinsation 7
Pretentious, much?
crisy_nichelle 0
Wow Okk sooo who said they were topless they took of tank tops couldve been swimsuits underneath just bein real and OP u got too excited IMMEDIATLY ha screams desperation
blackwidowtaco 31
Immediately*
fml_mu 10
Maybe they are Gay! :P
SkoomaKi 28
Ouch, you'll find guys that aren't just interested in your bodies.
hewro_failure 11
They could have been gay together and just not wanting to deal with the fuss
sartrow 8
smart move
sexypvc24 10
What happened?
Solano2580 24
maybe they are both gay?
randybryant799 21
I'm wondering if the boys were a bit older and not interested in teeny boppers.