Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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IndigoKitty 3
i'd complain to the manager. thats really out of order on her part.
NATTiCUS 0
congratz on going down a size! and soome people have no respect so deff file a complaint its the least u can do
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kremit 1
maybe you should eat some cake and cry about it? fatty
Down_W_OPP 0
I was once buying underwear - admittedly, tiny g-string underwear... more sling shots than any type of garment, really - and another employee said to the cashier, "That's a lot of butt for those!!!" And I am a size 2. I never complained, but I regret it every time I walk by that store!! GO MAKE A SCENE!
eighthchord 0
Maybe they meant a lot of butt would be exposed since it's a gstring? I can't imagine anyone saying that to someone as tiny as a size 2.
__no_one__ 0
Yeah, unless you're a skeleton EVERY size is a lot of butt for a g-string in the first place, I don't really think she meant that you're fat.
Roberto22 0
This is the single fakest post i have ever seen.... no one talks to someone theyve never met about how fat they are. Shut up and stop trying to get attention
startafire 0
Haha... what rock are you living under?
neverStopLaughin 0
I bet that bitch eats like 3 things a day. If you ever see her again tell her that there is a magical thing called food and she should try some. Then stick your foot out, shes bound to trip.
michaelcarell 0
stop shopping in Hollywood
mirage24_fml 0
Insensitive. Karma will get her.
elchapin562 0
don't think she's thinkin you're huge. A lot of people have to get pants that are 2-6 sizes bigger to sag their pants. Just say that you are sagging your pants even if they are dress slacks.
sobe23 0
who on earth would get pants SIX times larger than their usual size!!!! I believe it doesn't matter what size you are, whether is be XXS or XXXL you should get the size that fits you, so it fits correctly. When you get pants six times larger there has to be some boxers showing, which should be for your partners eyes only not the entire world.
the_stereotype 0
i think people can tell whether you have the right size or not. i mean, if you're like 200 lbs, and getting a 0, you know something is wrong.
cantbeyourhero 0
I really hope you left without pants. That's rude.
narsty 0
I don't think she was that rude... It takes too much effort
the_stereotype 0
nah, it's always the fat ones that are insecure about their weight that will ridicule anyone else that walks by that may or may not be fat.