Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
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Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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IndigoKitty 3
i'd complain to the manager. thats really out of order on her part.
NATTiCUS 0
congratz on going down a size! and soome people have no respect so deff file a complaint its the least u can do
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Comments (130)
Uniquee_fml 0
who said she had to b obesite? what if tha skinny bitch thought iht only went to size 4 and the shopper was a size 5or7. to tha bitch is like obesite. yuh should have complined so tha she kan qet fired. i would have felt very offensive, buht would have flipped on her too.
hmm_its_not_that 0
complain that is a crappy sales person. should be fired!!!!
Spunkyasp 0
just go to casual male xl good store and it targets people with a bigger size
lindseytaylor201 0
hey I know it was wrong what the cashier did, but don't be hatin on girls who can wear a size 0 to 4 Jean. I happen to be one of themm. not cool.
carbonbasedcynic 17
good for you! do you want a medal?
Emmy_The_Great 2
the cashier was obviously one of those people who are homosexual.
Shannon61 4
yes because this bitch said something completely and utterly rude it is the OP's fault for not controlling her weight? seriously you idiots get a life it's not her fault ad if she is buying clothes from a normal stores she is probably nit obese and as long as she looks good and feels beautiful she should just shut up...chin up beautiful
best_damn_thing_ 0
damnnn what a bitxh
stevenmx86 8
That's out of line for sure. However, I'm sorry but, it's not like you don't know you're big still... I don't understand why people whine when people talk about their weight? I'm fat. I used to be a lot fatter. I'm also realistic and know I'm not a model yet and if someone says "Yeah you've still got a lot of weight to go" I agree with them and tell them my plan to lose it..
MaryPoppins88 14
Lol sorry FYL indeed
ArielTheMermaid 17
Well that's a little rude......