Today, I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in the waiting room afterwards, because the vaccine has the possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent the next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psycho. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, I found out that I can’t get my COVID vaccine due to my chance of going into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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strokesie 23
I'd much rather giggle like a psycho than faint, personally..
cuppycakeslove 20
Uncontrollable laughter and no HPV virus...seems like a win win for me!
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Comments (94)
Grayness_ 26
What's wrong with laughing ?? Lol
Jharrist89 12
A rare but better side effect?
OliverGothic 12
This FML made me very, very sad.
aeonsoul 12
How is this an FML
jamnglamgirlie 17
I heard that the vaccine can also mess with your fertility. Is that true?
Virtual_BS 13
I actually think that's quite awesome. I would totally be happy to laugh like a psycho as a side-effect just to see the reactions of the people around me. In fact, watching people's reaction faces to the whole ordeal may just make me laugh even more. It's way better than fainting, at least.
worldclassrager 41
Why do meds do that? I think docs want us to just die of laughter... Doc bastard might actually know why but I may in the near future.,,
avapaige1234 19
I might as well go for a vaccine. It's been a while since I had a good laugh.
fmljulia 1
LOL
nothingbetter2do 10
well...at least u had a good laugh..