Today, I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in the waiting room afterwards, because the vaccine has the possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent the next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psycho. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, I found out that I can’t get my COVID vaccine due to my chance of going into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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strokesie 23
I'd much rather giggle like a psycho than faint, personally..
cuppycakeslove 20
Uncontrollable laughter and no HPV virus...seems like a win win for me!
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Comments (94)
naiveprophet 15
That's not a side effect of the vaccination...
amifaiyaz 12
fainting is terrible, laugh your heart out, op.
Isa_fml 20
Probably from nervousness; no way that can be a side effect of the vaccine. I wish people would freaking educate themselves on how vaccines work...
swertyg 4
Wellp, I'm glad you stopped because you can die of laughter. laughing can deplete some pretty serious body chemicals if you don't stop after a while
blackonblight 33
Lucky duck. When I got mine (when it was still kinda new) I passed out. Scared the hell out of the kids in the waiting room.
skulltruck 7
I didn't cave for that shit I even turned down 1000 dollars I don't beleive in that shit
people_annoy_me 23
I do that anyway
fantasyworld 39
Giggling is better than fainting.
psychocunt 20
As a psychopath, i can tell you, we rarely giggle. schizophrenics giggle. try using those crazies as your scapegoat next time.
TheAnon1313 28
haha, I just got an HPV shot last week. I didn't faint but I ended up having to lay on the little cot thingy for like 20 minutes because I didn't feel well after.