Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today I visited my boyfriend's house for Thanksgiving. The fast food from the drive made me really need to poop, so I did my business and flipped on the air vent. Turns out the vent sparked a hot spot in the attic and caused a fire. I literally set my boyfriend's house on fire with my shit. FML
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elhefeweizen 0
Hahaha he lit that ass on fire! Bravo
Zonadow 0
Oh baby yes, move your tongue like--OH DEAR GOD MY ASS AAAUUGGGHHHHHH
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Comments (191)
Beach4life 0
hmmm that must hurt a lot! FHL F''' his life cuz now your buns r burnt nd tht might not be pretty lol
greenmachine08 0
well at least now you have a "hot ass" hahaha
Krayzay 0
now Thats HOT
omegaxen 0
I saw this on youtube
FYLDeep 26
Now, when you got all steamy, did he tip you over and pour you out?
redtigerlily 5
why do people use this site as some sort of forum/chatroom
Macho_Madness 0
lol, why are you complaining? your sex life sounds like its really good, i did something like this a few weeks ago, only i layed her down on the bench/counter and boned her, the burgers were burnt but it was a small price to pay.
hollee 0
hmm I'm guessing she's complaining cause she burned her ass on a stove...maybe??
GodOfBeer 5
hope you're not hairy...would have stank the whole place up
bulu2010 0
Ouch u must be on fire
rdoll 4
gives a new meaning to making bacon