Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
Today, I went on a date. I'm a big Disney fan, so naturally the topic came up. He said, "The only Disney movie I didn't really like was Pocahontas." I have a Pocahontas tattoo. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have. It's a small teddy bear on my leg with my parents' names on it. My workplace has no problems with tattoos, but my boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; my parents died last year. FML
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kittykittymeow 0
ydi because really...tinkerbell?
teh_ed 0
a tinkerbell tramp stamp? are you a hooker to 12 year old boys?
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strandedinalimo 0
I just don't know what to say to this. ^
davidle1 0
you should of left and as you were walking out told him. Hey fuccko your a tattoo artist not a rocket science apparently your too dumb to realize your job is shut the **** up and ink! I am an asshole I would have totally done it!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Oh, COME ON. 1) You may be 23 now, but one day, you'll be 56...68....81... that Disney tramp stamp will still be there, although more and more deformed and twisted into something horrid by the wrinkling and expansions of skin. Are you SURE this is a good idea? On the long term?? Tattoos are for life. Unless you fancy having an odd scar there from the laser removal. 2) A disney tramp stamp? REALLY? Again... are you sure this is a good idea...??
saywhaaat_01 0
ouchh.
queendrabee 0
speak english douche
queendrabee 0
tink sucks
sabatical 0
lol good job sporting a tramp stamp. that's worse than strippers rockin looney toons tattoos. fyl and lose.
miter 0
wow. fml for reading all these comments. but I think 15 is a win.
skeleton_skinner 0
Why in the hell would you even want that in the first place? Are you 7 years old? Fail and YDI
paul924 0
u retard!! he's not talking about now, he's talking about u could have it on now and it'll look cute, but when ur older you'll look like a freak