Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
Today, I went on a date. I'm a big Disney fan, so naturally the topic came up. He said, "The only Disney movie I didn't really like was Pocahontas." I have a Pocahontas tattoo. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have. It's a small teddy bear on my leg with my parents' names on it. My workplace has no problems with tattoos, but my boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; my parents died last year. FML
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kittykittymeow 0
ydi because really...tinkerbell?
teh_ed 0
a tinkerbell tramp stamp? are you a hooker to 12 year old boys?
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Comments (254)
Smilzen 0
Don't be cruel, people. How else is she gonna get Captain Hook's Smee all over her Neverland?
Twichl 4
Think about it, you won't stay under 35 forever, but that tattoo will be there until you decide to remove it with a very painfull process. Let me put it this way put something there you'll want to see when you're fifty.
cuntwaffle 0
im pretty sure that op can get whatever the **** she wants
cuntwaffle 0
@66 ugly people ONLY have opinions
Dave010897 0
tisiphone_fml 0
With Snickerdoodles on this one, 100%. Dodged a bullet...
alex1432 9
ydi for being old
a_borshunist 0
Anything past puberty is just too damn old ;)
Sparkiee93 3
Dude, you dodged a fast one there. DON'T EVER TRY ANYTHING SO DAMN STUPID AGAIN!
Gitsandshiggles 0
another tinkerbell chick? woof.
The_Walris 4
I want a tattoo of the ying yang symbol. would look awesome
a_borshunist 0
Would you like some barbed wire and the Chinese character for "strength" with that too?