Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
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DieInAHole 0
just checking, so OPs best friend is her sisters new boyfriend, also who she confessed her love to?
desmondus 0
Not much of a "best friend" if he doesn't bother to tell you he's dating your sister....
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desmondus 0
Not much of a "best friend" if he doesn't bother to tell you he's dating your sister....
unfortunate_13 5
good point!
sykes831 0
maybe they just started dating and he didn't have the chance to tell her because she was confessing her love for him when he was going to tell her about his new gf aka her sister. perhaps he didn't tell her after because he was shocked with what she said? and didn't want to be the one to break it to her.. ? LOL IDK JUST SAYING x)
ifinishlast 0
fyl for real
tondog 0
this is such a lie
MissRachieee 3
How is this a lie? This is a common thing, but sometimes the case is two of your best friends are dating and you have a crush on one. Or, even worse, you find out your brother, mother or father is dating the guy you like. Now, I feel sympathy for the OP cause this has happened to me except my one of my friends was dating the guy I like and I didn't know and I told him I liked him! Yeah, OP, it sucks right now but soon you'll be back to normal! Trust me! :)
mshafty 0
Listen to her^ she seems happy enough and her brother, mother and father are all dating guy's she likes! Or is it just one guy and they all share? because thats kinda of selfish on their part if they don't even let you get some sloppy 4th's every once in a while!
MissRachieee 3
Uhm, no. With the brother/mother/father thing I was just trying to prove a point that it could be worse.
Jimboom 12
Never assume. It makes an ass out of u and me. YDI!
Rickyretardo 0
LOLZ that would be very aqward for him just imagine how much ur sis will be mad when she finds out
perdix 31
Your sister must be hotter than you, but no worries, you Canadians drink a lot so one day, when he's good and looped, you tell him you are your sister and you can get a piece of his ass.
cookies_for_you 0
Why do people insist on blurting out that they love people? What's so wrong with just telling him you have feelings for him or something? You've probably terrified him. YDI for just blurting it out, that's the dumbest thing to do.
RussianWolf 0
No YOU did it for not having a soul. ;D
Malinkrot 3
Exactly. Yet when guys do something like this and a girl see's it as creepy, the guy starts moaning about how all women are bitches and no one likes "nice guys"...
Giorgio272 2
sounds like he could score some 3 way action.
kemar7856 0
haha your funny
iloveloosy12 0
YDI GAY MAN
Punkpoptart1119 20
#41: OP is a girl, you retard.