Anonyme
Lithuania
Today, after searching everywhere to find out where the funny smell that seemed to follow me everywhere came from, I finally found the sausage that my father had put in my purse. It has been a week. FML
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MisterKnowItAll 15
Breakfast to go.
Kakapo4Ever 11
How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?
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MisterKnowItAll 15
Breakfast to go.
species4872 20
The batteries have leaked.
chirstinap325 23
He must've hid it pretty well.
Kakapo4Ever 11
How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?
Mauskau 36
I put a banana in a colleagues laptop bag and it took him a week to find it. He used the bag every day, and unfortunately for me he found the banana when I was in the toilet so I didn't get to see it :(
wmayrhofer 18
I am sure he meant well. Yay sausage!
captain_hero89 22
that's what you get for trying to skip the most important meal of the day
RichardPencil 32
As bad as that was, I'm glad this story is that he slipped literal sausage into your literal purse.
RichardPencil 32
Put raw shrimp under his mattress. Revenge has to be massive.
Bearsmomma 30
Limburger cheese is the very best nastiness for pranks.
Kalilahshmeow 8
A more savage revenge would be pouring the water or oil from a tuna can into the vents of heir car, by the windshield.
BadLuckBeauty92 17
wasnt expecting the sausage. literally lol'd.
ThrottleJockey 36
Ah, the age old game of Hide The Sausage. It's as old as time itself.
Ilmoran 20
Not a game fathers and daughters generally play together though...