Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML
Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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Alittleghosty 3
I guess you could say you left her breathless
Joshwarrior 39
At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.
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Comments (100)
someguyhere 12
The parents will calm down.
Duriexp 20
What a bunch of *****. If you two really like each other you'll find a way somehow :) .
drunkenbabies 2
Still a better love story than Twilight; good job bro ??.
alanharvey15 13
Just wait till she's 18 then her parents cant cotrol who she sees
FatherofTime87 18
That's the sweetest, saddest thing I've heard in a long time
Elfkid21 19
This proves that MORONS these days will sue over ANY STUPID LITTLE THING!! dude, they're idiots. ID wasn't your fault and their case wouldn't stand.
Mindflux 1
Bullshit
ariastyles12 25
I feel like I've seen this before
americanafrican 32
life sucks. get over it. her parents will come around
xXrainbow5000Xx 4
FYL in the nicest way cause after she said yes her parents said to stay away.