Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?
DeoVolente 13
You could've just said that you wanted it as a phone background. She probably would have allowed that one
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Comments (65)
davincidasecond 24
Why the hell does it matter whether others know you're in a relationship or not? I would guess that she probably feels like you're just using her to look good to your friends, and if that's why you want a picture so bad, then you definitely deserve it.
Dark_Stream 29
There could be a lot of reasons why she doesn't want her picture taken. There could be a lot of reasons why she doesn't want her picture taken with you. But maybe you're confusing "girlfriend" with "friend, whose a girl".
worldclassrager 41
Does it look realistic?
mxij 13
I wouldn't want to take a picture either, it's not exactly a noble cause. She might think your trying to show her off as a "conquest"
Km1490 20
Yeah.."your girlfriend"
cryssycakesx3 23
why don't you already have a picture with your "girlfriend?"
cryssycakesx3 23
also why do you care if your friends know you have a girlfriend. they aren't dating her, it shouldn't matter. it does make you look kinda lame and 12 year oldish. it's a little weird you have to prove it to anyone.
jaimie_mazda 7
I had an ex like that. Run far far away from this one. If she won't do something small like that it means she is embarrassed that she is with you. Either that or you came out to look like a complete creeper.
danth 1
is she ashamed of you or doesn't like the way she looks in pictures
BlueJay55 3
You don't have to go that far to prove anything to anyone. If you have a girlfriend, then you know you have a girlfriend.