Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?
DeoVolente 13
You could've just said that you wanted it as a phone background. She probably would have allowed that one
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Comments (65)
Kershaw45 9
You need to prove this why?
jenaayy 7
You don't Need to Prove the World shit.
DrKoz 10
But why would your left hand refuse to take a photo with you???
allstarrider 14
Did u offer her money also?
Shade1982 21
Did you also interrupt her class with flowers, balloons and chocolates, then sang a song to her you wrote yourself for your one-year anniversary?
The_Hula_Monster 10
Plot twist: OP is a stalker that has only convinced themselves they have a girlfriend. Hence the hesitation to take a picture from the "girlfriend".
ccdude14 4
I personally hate taking pictures. She may feel the same. That does suck op but ignore your friends as they are only teasing.
Alexthegreat475 13
Why wont she take a picture? Wierd
Devul143 12
A) your girlfriend is a twat B) Your friends are douches C) Dump them all.
raspberryboo 10
lare u the same guy that interrupted ur "girlfriends" class for yalls anniversary