Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?
DeoVolente 13
You could've just said that you wanted it as a phone background. She probably would have allowed that one
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Comments (65)
mdcdeve 10
Who cares if your friends believe in her or not ? As long as your happy in your relationship, there's no need to be insecure and worry about having trophy girlfriends to show off to your buddy's.
SarahhMadyy 1
don't humiliate yourself again and leave
xcanox 9
While you're at it, you should photoshop some enhanced assets on your girlfriend to really impress the guys!
Raging_hamster 5
so.. you're still dating her?
Ksweety_fml 27
I don't understand why your girlfriend don't want to take a picture with you?.. Seem like to me, she don't want to be seen with you.
Azalorgm 7
Sounds like your girlfriend might be trying to keep your relationship on the downlow. Sorry OP!
nopasanada 3
that's sad....really sad......
Ray_of_midnight 23
What you did is creepy, OP. That said, I have two theories on why she didn't want to take a picture with you: 1. The relationship is a lot less close than you think it is. You think you're her g/f and she's all "WTF?" 2. You're a secret in her life for some reason. She has another boyfriend (or maybe a husband!), her parents don't approve of you, her friends don't approve of you, she thinks you're nice but she's embarrassed to be seen with you because you're not a member of the right clique and you're either both still in high school or she never left it mentally. If that's the case, DTMFA, you don't want to go through life as someone's "dirty little secret".
Yuniko 8
My Boyfriend is the same...
culito_fml 10
Lol why??