Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?
DeoVolente 13
You could've just said that you wanted it as a phone background. She probably would have allowed that one
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Comments (65)
esca6angel 16
Are you sure you she's your girlfriend??
Corelogik 3
Seriously? How old are your friends? 12? If she refuses to take a picture and she wasn't just in a hurry, got news for you. She's not really your girlfriend. She just hasn't told you she's left yet.
crazytrainer 5
She doesn't want her other bf to see it.
The_Doctor10 7
Hopefully you included a nice 'hover arm' or mismatched clothing to the setting the gf is in (i.e. you in a hoodie/jeans with her on the beach in a bikini) that way people will know it's legit! But seriously though, like other users have asked... are you sure she's your gf? Does she know she's your gf?
Dcm210 19
Maybe she's not your girlfriend and you should try and find someone better
Blahblah9921 4
you dont need to probe your friends anything if there ur true friends theyd believe you no matter what
Zebediabolical 45
If 80's and 90's teencoms have taught me anything it's that you should have paid her to be your girlfriend so you can be popular. Or made a bet with your friends that you could make her the hottest girl in school. Either way, wacky hijinks will ensue. And you'll get to be with her at the end!
squilo 2
little boy problems
justtheotherguy 12
Dump that bitch, there is plenty of fish
saocrates 16
Is she cheating on you or have an actual boyfriend and your just side action ? Seems suspect....