Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
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pesh527 0
Wow, that really stinks. But good for you for staying with him, I;m sure he really appreciates that.
Easy_Target 0
Now that's love.
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Comments (38)
MamaIzzo 6
That sucks for both of you. I have that it's an infection in the lining of your stomach and intestine and it hurts very bad. For two valentine's days in a row it's acted up. But it's super nice that you stuck around because I know it sucks to be in that kind if pain with no one to comfort you.
beezleboss2010 3
No body has to hold the toilet..
RadioOctopus 16
..you brought food to sleep over?
bmw535i 0
That's so sad that he ruined your night by being sick. Shame on him.
Steel_BZ 8
Me & my bf spent our valentines day both sick in bed w/ fevers & nausea. Don't feel bad.
sports4ever1405 4
Stop complaining its not something anyone can control. Stop being a psycho bitch and help the man you love evaluate if you end up getting married he's going to have to deal with vomiting from you for 9 months
BrayB 6
Hey, I feel you! My boyfriend stayed over for the first time, and I was the one who has that.
imazaari 12
You held his s**t bucket? Why didn't he sit on the toilet? It's at least more comfy than a bucket. BTW, gastroenteritis is inflammation of the stomach lining and small intestinal lining. Very painful, very not fun.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Because he was vomiting. You either vomit, have diarrhea, or both. In this case, it was vomit.
KR12T3N 15
I hope you enjoy touching yourself... Lol
cece23_fml 10
F YOUR Life? I think he got the worst deal!