Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, I mixed drunkenness with sensual oils, a lot of whiskey, a massage, and scented candles, which resulted in accidentally setting my husband's back hair on fire. FML
Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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Girlytoes 6
He probably thought that was hot(;
love_rose18 9
This girl is on fire!!!!
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Comments (84)
olpally 33
Reminds me of taj from van wilder, too much oil and candles, sets the place on fire. Lol. Hopefully you're okay!
SirTalkaton 22
Come on baby light my fire!
Soniye 14
Next time you should consider fake candles…
LissaMccracken 23
Fake candles??
Soniye 14
*facepalm* the ones the light up with the switch of a button. They look and feel like real candles but they're not ... No fire included lol
mete_orito 34
If those require to be plugged to an outlet and considering how skilled is the OP with candles, I don't think is a good idea. If they work with batteries, as I think, it may work.
Soniye 14
Yeah well don't worry, because they require batteries no plug ins involved :)
abhi95 31
Is there a possibility that all this was caught on tape?
Dawnstempest 17
Takes being a hot head to a whole new level. Well, at least there was water around so you could cool down quickly.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Wow I didn't have to do that,, things have changed
armonicavita 13
10 points for trying
cottoncandymango 17
It's the thought that counts. :)
BrianaKoala 7
Did it do a lot of damage? Like, did you have to cut off A LOT.
Uramonkey 11
The damage was over 9000.
Ctrl_H 18
If there is anything that I learned from fml is to never try to show off in anyway, at all, ever, or you will **** it up and embarrass yourself.
Vamking 5
I also learn that fire and bathtubs don't mix