Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
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alycion 39
That sucks. I’m a hockey fan. My favorite player is so sweet and respectful every time I interact with him. And I got to meet my guy from the 90’s last year at the all star game. I got a hug and an I love you when he learned how long I had been carrying his jersey around hoping to get it signed. We shot some beer cans together. Was a great experience. I did have a Devil’s player stare at my ass when I was at an open practice. I was watching my boys and they were waiting their turn for the ice. A teammate told him to show respect. Though after seeing this guys contract, maybe I should have wiggled it for him 😂
Alan Staff 59
Please don't be that guy.
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Comments (9)
ajh1800 25
Not smart on his part considering how social media destroys people's careers for shit like this. Also not smart for doing it in front of your dad 🤦🏽♀️. Sorry he wasn't all you thought he was and you were so disrespected, OP. FYL
jbuckets_404 39
"Obligatory" Pix or it didn't happen! ;-) I'm sure that it couldn't have happened to a nicer gal, OP. :D
RichardPencil 32
Where’s he supposed to look? At your shoes? Be glad you’re in a mutual admiration society.
Peaches1914 13
I agree the social media can have a field day with that I didn’t mentor it was Pro ball or not
Ppvick 3
Having a low cut top and bending over probably did it.
alycion 39
That sucks. I’m a hockey fan. My favorite player is so sweet and respectful every time I interact with him. And I got to meet my guy from the 90’s last year at the all star game. I got a hug and an I love you when he learned how long I had been carrying his jersey around hoping to get it signed. We shot some beer cans together. Was a great experience. I did have a Devil’s player stare at my ass when I was at an open practice. I was watching my boys and they were waiting their turn for the ice. A teammate told him to show respect. Though after seeing this guys contract, maybe I should have wiggled it for him 😂
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Not all men have control, boobs are mesmerizing.
ghostkat_ 1
that doesn’t make it excusable, if the girl didn’t specifically say “look at my boobs” he shouldn’t be doing it. plain and simple