Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
She's a shallow bitch. Be happy.
decaturboizone6 0
that really does suck but at least you know you helped someone in the process
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Comments (90)
karen1991 15
So u help her then she turns around and slaps u in the faces...I think YOU can do better.
StormyZero 11
Hate people like that. Try to help them up and once they're up they leave you in the dust.
young_stud 14
the most shocking thing about this is that apparently counselling actually works!
fml_seriously316 13
Well that really sucks cause you just helped her break up with you. But technically, she couldn't do better because without you, she wouldn't be able to ask anyone else.
mikuxxhatsune 32
She is a total bitch. Go without her.
ErinShannon 27
This happened with two of my ex boyfriends. Their ex's before me had cheated on them so I spent months and months making them feel better, helping their egos and fixing them. As soon as it was all done, they bailed and went and found skin pretty girls. It's horrible. To put all that effort in the help someome for them to just shit all over you, and if you hadn't helped them, they would of stayed but been broken. Its a lose lose. :/