Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
She's a shallow bitch. Be happy.
decaturboizone6 0
that really does suck but at least you know you helped someone in the process
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Comments (90)
Wicked_Killer_27 1
You should have put better thought into that one.
RandomGuy1234 0
You should have just left her broken.....as long as shes not suicidal its fine
Samie_303 0
thats so sad :(
Sekococo 0
-.- you should of kept that pimp hand strong when she got the attitude to match the looks. :D you just learned a lesson, and even if it was wrong for her to dump you. I still thank you for being a gentlemen and helping her out despite the bad out come. I hope you found a more beautiful and confident girl OP. ...>.> am losing my cool shit...OP pimp smack her so she can know her place again. <.< >.>
killurbeer 0
knock that bitch down a few pegs then
lolitalouest 0
that's why I don't help people anymore
melmcr 0
fyl.. lol
partymaster 2
wow what a bitch its like "o yea ur right i am gorgeous thanks for raising my spirit but i now realize me compared to u its not working out cause im so hot and ur not". dude just watch in like 3 or 4 yaers from now her self imagine is gonna get totally f-ed up
MrAdventure 1
Are you sure you don't live in Boston, and your name isn't Cliff Claven?
cheeringxxchick 0
is that something against boston? or do you like know this guy cause if you do that would be wicked cool, just saying.
plo_koon 0
is your name George Costanza?