Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
She's a shallow bitch. Be happy.
decaturboizone6 0
that really does suck but at least you know you helped someone in the process
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Comments (90)
spank_my_toaster 0
What a cuntbag. You help her and it could've changed her life and she just throws you on the side of the road. FYL
The_Norwegian 2
What does a cuntbag look like?
damnrosi 0
well can you blame her? she's incredibly gorgeous but always had low self esteem so she probably clung to the lamest, ugliest, most pathetic little things she could find because he likes her, and she probably doesn't like him back. Now that she has confidence she can go out there and find a guy that she WANTS to be with, not just settle. shes not a bitch for finally seeing that she doesn't have to settle for a guy she doesn't like.
funkyfreshpanda 0
^ I believe THAT is a cuntbag.
CableX17 0
lol, 59 wins
xNoGoodx 0
that sucks but she is not worth your time. be glad you are not with some fake @$$ girl playing with you.
passwordis_fml 2
A guy trying to make you feel better. That is what it's about right? I don't know for what "better" she is looking for.
ladida94 0
a truuuue fml!
summerloolooloo 0
You could do so much better too.
happypapp12 0
FIRST!!!!
crookedtimber 0
good job, here's a cookie for you
MF12 0
actually SIXTEENTH!!!!!!
bloodhoundbambam 0
Should had kept your mouth shut ^^
xdre09x 0
damn wow. the same thing happened to me. but instead I boosted her self-esteem up myself
perdix 31
I was telling that joke in comedy clubs decades ago! Same punchline and everything! By the way, it usually worked quite well. And I can't get my new FML's published -- grrr! OP, you are looking at this all wrong. The reality is that such an incredibly gorgeous woman shouldn't be with an ugly, foul-smelling troll like you. You were so lucky that she was nuts and you got a chance to nail someone out of your league for a while. Be happy with the memories and take it from me and Jimmy Soul: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you.
CallMeHush 1
Amen.
ccbooya18 0
something tells me she wasn't so "incredibly gorgeous" to begin with