Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I discovered the hard way that training in martial arts means nothing when the thug harassing your wife at the bar has a mate stood behind you ready, willing, and able to kick you square in the balls with a toe-capped work boot while you’re getting into your correct fighting stance. FML
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whiskey'swino 15
Seriously though- training in the gym is no match for someone who obviously has a lot of practice intimidating people enough in vulnerable situations t get their money. Don't beat yourself up, you already had enough of that.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dignity, thy name is... oh, you left it anonymous. No surprise there.
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Comments (16)
anayanci1 6
Do jiu jitsu not karate
SamanthaThe1st 23
Then you gotta challenge him to a one on one match. Settle it once and for all like in the movies
Triracial_Genderfluid_Nazi 1
Third times the charm
Fushiapink 6
Even trained pro fighters get knocked out will a well placed punch...