Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
To make the situation more interesting, you should have stolen and hot-wired a parked car, and chased after her in high speed pursuit.
nagbackdive 0
you should've collected rain water and then poured it on her after you got home yelling "see how it feels, dirty ****!"
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Comments (138)
asfyxiate 0
OP, are you kidding me? Your life is ****** because you have to walk in the rain? YDI
Aznboifreakster 0
that was so messed up
crashbob 0
You need to capitalize the "I" and that is a comma splice. Mrs. Mercer would be so proud of me right now. :)
luvppl 6
did no one notice OP's username???
thatsracist 0
you should have gone home, slashed her tires, and honked just to let her know she's fuked
bringmepieskm 0
gotta love family!
Trololololololo_fml 7
Drain her radiator. Let's see how she likes it when her engine seizes and she's stranded at the side of the road.
Trololololololo_fml 7
myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet?
ddubsoldiergrl 0
what a **** bag
captainTexas84 0
1. give yourself a bloody nose 2. tear up your clothes a little 3. call the cops and give them her licence plate # and then say she kidnapped you beat you up then kicked you out in the rain 4. sit back and watch them take her to the big house