Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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asimplesharpie 7
Oh my god dump his shallow ass
threer 30
Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.
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Comments (127)
That90skid 6
Prick!
More_Leg 14
Does no one have a sense of humor anymore? It seems like he was just joking around to me...
WhiteCrimson 23
Wow what an ass hole. Kick his ass to the curb
Aussieinusa 5
What a tool. I prefer women with little to no make up, jeans and a t-shirt (or slacks), no need to get all dressed up to hang with me.
etishuman22 32
Uh, I guess he was joking? I mean, where I'm from,that would be considered a joke but then you say "I'm kidding, I kidding you're beautiful."
worldclassrager 41
No make up or not should love you...scream about his 5:00 shadow to maybe even things out......actually don't do that just leave him...
Inked0803 12
He's full of maturity
sandy105 3
Duuuump hiiim :-)
lolita88_fml 27
What an asshole, throw a potato at him and then dropkick him through a window.
icyhottt 11
Time to get a new boyfriend!!!