Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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asimplesharpie 7
Oh my god dump his shallow ass
threer 30
Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.
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Comments (127)
inuar 7
please tell me you dumped his dumbass. I hate guys like that, I remember one time this guy I really really liked saw me stopped and told me I looked beautiful. I had no make up on, my hair was a mess and I was wearing shorts and a holey t-shirt. needless to say I got with him and I was never happier. until I got married that is :)
Shade1982 21
Hi, can I introduce you to someone? This is Sense-of-Humor, pleased to meet you...
denkou 13
YDI for wearing so much makeup it makes u look that different
happyfingers 15
To the people saying to dump him, I'm sure he only did it jokingly... jeez, calm down.. Take a deep breath and relax.. Also, that's hilarious. Probably embarrassing and a bit annoying. but still funny.
liaRawr 9
You've been wearing too much make up around him he hasn't seen what it actually looks like
caden_bro 9
It COULD HAVE been a joke... Perhaps you should talk to him, instead of going, "OHMYGOD HE HATES ME!"
Topsaber 4
Sounds like a great joke, dont overreact
sydstoomuch 19
Lmao rofl! That's cold
miaabbbby 13
its boys like this that makes females hide under makeup. hes only going to break your self-esteem, hes not worth it!
saricaste 21
What an awful piece of shit that boyfriend is.
404wan 19
while hes a shallow shit... maybe dont wear so much make-up and let people get used to what you actually look like. your real face is better than any amount of make-up.