Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat pooped in the shower. How did I find out? I didn't see the poop when I got in. I slipped in it, and smacked my head on the tile wall. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Top comments
naaddzz 14
Next time you should knock OP
buckstop1 37
No need to get all pissy about it OP!
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Comments (52)
bonjourhello 25
Sounds like a shitty situation
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds like an overused shitty pun.
Tomryan279 10
I think you need to build the cat it own bathroom.
stevenbro 6
Sounds like normal cat shit. YDI.
PePziNL 20
He sounds like a pussy What a cat-astrophy What a shitty situation There I made them all now stop please
freddygasman 18
he's not a pussy, she just scared the shit out of him.
mccrightp 29
Don't pussy foot around the issue. I won't comment further as don't want to be your cat's paw! HAHAHAHA!
crudeandrudeguy 29
Cats are evil anyways, mine does that on purpose
thedeadlysun 2
only your shoes? he's got good aim
turdwrangler 18
What a scaredy cat.
watermelon15 35
I would have a similar reaction
pleasedie 22
Hmmm so if someone walked in on you using the bathroom you'd pee and poo everywhere. Sounds amusing, disgusting but amusing.
lolmyfduplife 7
Now you can call him a pissy cat.
socialproduct 19
Not a single "cat-astrophe" comment yet? Not sure if I'm proud or disappointed in you guys.
Limeila 10
cat-ass-trophee*
turdwrangler 18
27- that is a PUNishment for anyone who reads it.