fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jessica
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Krissy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hangry sex
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
jcooh0lla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cravings
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimate moment. However, he told me we could still keep at it while the oven preheated. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
kmyltd
Mount Eliza, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Wandering
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
sandwichsex
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
donutsex
Georgetown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Top comments
Ramanella 26
It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.
xluciferx666 21
I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts
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Comments (133)
enginsteve 17
For what, a game of ring toss?
SlyCooper15 16
well, did you get them?
giovanna_marie 13
that's a good boyfriend right there haha
thatnewgirl 16
I would love that if my boyfriend told me that. how is that an fml?! just because you were *******? donuts are so much better :D
nastya_nastenka 16
Cop ?
Toller017 14
next time be on top and you're him down then he is yours till you're done
lidool_zoppy 8
Lol not that bad...who doesn't enjoy a bit of casual talk during sex :p
frostjack 5
Might mean that you need to step up your game in bed? Not to be an ass but if you are dead fishing it, it does get boring. But still bad sex or not, I wouldn't stop for doughnuts. Btw learn how to spell.
qwertyu_ioplk 9
i don't get what the issue is here...as long as he finished first
jojohay811 3
And you said yes, right?