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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
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Top comments
Ramanella 26
It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.
xluciferx666 21
I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts
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Comments (133)
CharlotteFalk327 10
But it's doughnuts!!!
whitetiger13131 26
At least he's considerate, I mean donuts are fantastic. Maybe he thought you weren't enjoying yourself.
patts_ 23
You said yes, right? If you're not getting sex, might as well get some doughnuts.
MrConcise 35
Make him remember you're sweeter than glazed sugar will ever be.
Steve95401 49
This is what happens when you have sex with a cop.
sweetgal4598 10
how is this a fail?
Cinderella88 8
did he clarify what kind of donuts??
GirasolNegro 22
I would of said heck ya!! But AFTER we BOTH finish!
Eloxia 7
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" -Homer Simpson
ASeeR 14
look at the positive side .. you made him that hungry!