Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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Dcm210 19
submit the photo on reddit and lable it "*****".
kBzee 3
Well that's childish
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Comments (162)
PaulB123 11
You should be happy you're no longer with this idiot. Reply back "ahh, I see he's still enjoying my sloppy seconds? Have fun with that!"
Bullpine 11
I wouldn't wish for a bitch like her if I were you OP.
totheforest84 4
Cause that bitch *****, with a capital H.
rebel_belle1974 5
It's actually a "w" not an "h"
_highandlow 5
ohh that's a dog.
tne201992 12
You had it right the first time, how did you get it wrong?
bluelagoon24 19
It could be about phonics since the w is silent when you pronounce *****. I could be wrong of course. Maybe there's no logic to it.
tne201992 12
Even if the W is silent, you got to include it.
bluelagoon24 19
I know that. It just looks like 13 doesn't or did it on purpose for effect.
MelissaHope1986 8
Sorry Op. You don't deserve that at all. You should reply that you are thankful you don't still have that. Now your chances of remaining STD free increased significantly when you broke up.
theannak 7
She's obviously not worth your time. I'm sorry, but it's time to move one.
RentaName 15
She is obviously too immature to be in a real relationship anyway. Just be happy it ended when it did.
SeniorHaG 4
You're better off without her.
Shadow_Phantom 26
You sound like you're better than that, OP. Sorry you have to deal with somebody like that.
Kiki242 19
You shouldn't even want her back. She is a risk of a STD emergency.
Franorox 8
She probably secretly wants you back and is trying to make you jealous.
RealTalk0 7
Exactly :/ I hate when girls try to pull that bullshit.