Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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Dcm210 19
submit the photo on reddit and lable it "*****".
kBzee 3
Well that's childish
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Comments (162)
HmongJohn 9
Ouch bro! That's cold down to the bone.
SlutWhattheFuck 3
Who emails? Lol
Shrike 24
"OMG LIEK KIK MEEE YO ROFL" - #28, aka SlutWhattheFuck
amandajlucas2015 2
People with business usually email? I don't think u can text or Facebook a business contract
spazz666 18
A lot of people email. Business, coupons, and normal people who are trying to sound professional. I email quite often, as it would be rather unprofessional to text someone I'm doing business with, "Liek omg. Wat do u wnt? Txt me bak wen u can." Isn't intelligence and common sense fun? News flash! Just because this generation (I'm ashamed to be part of it) is a bunch of low-life, uneducated punks doesn't mean that that's how the rest of the world acts.
chioch 13
Send her a pick of herpes with the caption "What you wish you hadn't"
KML92 6
Talk about being incredibly immature.
kimg0885 23
I would tell you to come up with some sort of elaborate payback op, but she is obviously a crazy *****. Just delete the email and either delete or change her name to don't answer on ALL your contacts, she's not with the time of day. How does the saying go? Oh yeah,... I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Don't worry you'll find someone better op.
kimg0885 23
*worth the time of day*
SoultheWolf 19
You're better off without a bitch like this. Instead of feeling bad for yourself, feel happy you broke the relationship with someone so immature and selfish.
shy26 0
damn that sucks
xstream 5
that's probably one of the best things that could have happened to you. think about how desperate she must be to do something like this and enjoy it.
perdix 31
You have to decide if you'd prefer a share in a really hot girl, or full-time ownership of an ugly. It's up to you, but if you make the right choice, you'll stock up on condoms ;)
LaBooskie 1
Wow, What a scandalous bitch. Sorry OP, your better off...no one needs a heartless bitch.