Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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Dcm210 19
submit the photo on reddit and lable it "*****".
kBzee 3
Well that's childish
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Comments (162)
b3tazoid 5
Woo first!
kBzee 3
Well that's childish
habibiiiiiii 2
Yeah and it makes me wonder how he was even with her in the first place. She sounds selfish and immature.
Marrach 7
So is the duck-face.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Its ironic cause no one who is actually sane would want to date that slutty b*tch...
rs89 20
I'm off the subject here but your username made me curious about your nationality : D care to satisfy my curiosity?
bestCOMMENT 5
there are many two-faced people out there 17 :( OP had no idea probably L
persianjr1 7
Why would you want to make amends with someone who cheated on you?? Forget her.
MDTeddy 13
That tells Op how slutty she is an how dumb her new bf is for not realizing it.
PuggieKid 22
Send it to her dad xD
brian_b005 3
Could you say sssllluuutttt?
LiesAndMischief 4
I'm just confused as to why some morons seem to think that their ex should still want them after they've been caught cheating. I will never understand the mind of the common douche bag.
bianchieiei 13
Send it to her dad.;)
emag_eht 18
98- I think you've got it wrong. The gf cheated, not OP. OP is stupid for wanting her to try to make amends with him but how is he a douchebag (from what we know in this FML)?
sens3sfailing 25
135-no, you are wrong. He is saying how stupid OP's ex is for thinking he still wished he had her after she cheated. They understood it perfectly.
sens3sfailing 25
99- you have no excuse for copying a comment already on this thread. There was a large time gap so you are probably just to lazy to even see that the same exact comment had already been posted over an hour before yours by someone else.
VaultDweller106 7
She was already immature before this because she can't handle being loyal in a relationship. OP I'd tell her "I'm not gay and I don't date ****** so no, not what I wish I had. Plus, mom always told me to give my old toys away to the less fortunate"
doctorhook86 25
23: #2 is pretty enough that she can make all the duckfaces she wants.
Dcm210 19
submit the photo on reddit and lable it "*****".
SeniorHaG 4
Oh God, 4chan is the best choice, LOL.
PYLrulz 17
4chan might be the Mos Eisley of the Internet (a hive of scum and villainy), but I like that idea.
ROliphant 0
HI NICE TO MEET YOU ALL ITS UNLIMITED PART OF THE TEAM
greenie213 23
Before you put it on the Internet, photoshop the picture so that it looks like she's making out with another girl.
DLBL 23
That doesn't do anything. If you photoshop, make it a gross ugly old guy.
jokesta187 11
Lol "It's a *****!"
stephan18 23
Maybe he should do all of the above, that bitch needs to learn respect!
K_STR2234 6
That'll show her
fuzz97 23
21 - I don't know how much you know about 4chan, but I can tell you that the general population of users on there is too lazy, spineless, and apathetic to prank call some chick they don't know or even care about.
Krajjan 9
92 - Have you seen the apocalypse that exists in some of the seedier parts? I guarantee you someone from that one board I can't talk about will take up the battle.
boating_guy 33
lmao don't forget when they tried to name Mountain Dew's new soda
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
LOL, what a pathetic childish loser your ex is. At least you know you took the right decision to dump her. Ignore it, it is the best you can do since she is just hoping to get a reaction from you. If she was happy with her new guy, she wouldn't bother contacting you. Block her email to avoid further insulting messages and move on. She sounds like a waste of space that needs to get over herself.
Inediblepeaches 15
Why are people thumbing down 57? That seems like it'd make the whole situation a billion times funnier.
MnM0609 22
DO IT
DLBL 23
Send it to all her friends so they can see what a puke she is.
PlayTheGame24 5
You're better off without her
hemz_fml 13
Take a pic of you and another woman banging and caption it "what your fat ass isn't good enough for."
NzaHaFML 13
I don't think that makes him any better than his ex-gf.
thgiL 9
Sometimes a little sweet revenge is what you need though, gotta drop your own standards and morals from time to time.
supbabes 0
Yup!! ^
spazz666 18
OP should reply back "Well, at least someone still wants you." Don't let her know you still care about her or she'll just keep tormenting you as long as it amuses her twisted little mind.
deBlobX 12
60- But that put them on a level playing ground
noelykins1 19
Besides her sending that pic after her cheating, makes me assume that the girl is not over OP. She might feel that continuing to fool around and tell OP about it, might mean that her initial reaction was for OP to dump her, but for him to just call her out and eventually her dump him. Seems legit.
holierthanbloodx 5
Good thing you dumped her if she does that kind of bull
hb215 2
I like your pic, 5
olpally 33
She deserves a **** punt!
gc327072 31
130- well theres a new one. I like it!
jackii1313 9
Obviously she's not worth it! You can do better OP!
momolee 4
Reply that it looks like he's enjoying my leftovers. Been there done that . Nothing to miss.
off_constantly 8
She was definitely worthless OP. Now if she thought that was cute, you should post up the pic she sent you to expose her as the ***** she really is.
yassminza 0
That's just immature, honestly.
one11oh 2
You should shouldve photoshopped the guy she cheated on u with and another girl and sent it.
off_constantly 8
That sounds like a very clever idea...
laden_swallow09 35
… NOT.
SenselessPattern 12
73# Agreed, she obviously still wants the D. That, or being dumped by OP has caused her world to spiral out of control because she isn't as perfect and invincible as she thought. Either way, OP should actually be glad she sent that, because it shows she has some serious issues to worry about, and he doesn't have to deal with them.
eyecon502 13
Find someone hotter and send her a video of you two having sex with the caption "if you were even half as good...", or something like that...i'm not feeling too creative.
Allie_RL 0
Make the video and send it saying bitch please. That's a great idea
3pi 6
U weren't feeling creative and u came up with that? Wonder what u come up with when ur feeling creative!:p
spazz666 18
Until we find out they're both underage and could be arrested and then realize that even if they were legal it would still be a moronic, childish, immature, and just plain stupid thing to do. Nice try though. He'd be better off ignoring her.
3pi 6
103- couldn't agree more, obviously she still has feelings for him and him ignoring her is the best way to keep her wondering!
babalooisbabaloo 5
Like that Justin timberlake music video lol