Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
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snufleufugus 0
what i mean is that because she's an old lady she is probably taking it as meaning she wears a shirt around so noone will se it. not that nobody does her and if she does "get some" then they wouldnt see it for that long, if at all the whole point of having sex is to have sex not admire eachother's underwear
snufleufugus 0
so?
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coffeennicotine 0
Yea, I wish there was a "so what" button again. This isn't funny, it definitely isn't a FML and honestly it's pretty stupid. Who cares if some old lady agrees. Who cares if you said that. Do you hang out with this old lady every day? No. So really, who gives a shit.
PsychoX 0
... The OP put herself in an embarrassing situation in which she revealed low self-esteem issues by predicting that she will not be seen in her underwear by anyone. Ever. It's a FML because she accidentally confessed to the cashier that she has no sex life. @OP: insert foot in mouth.
Mithos 0
Thats not an FML. Here's an FML for you: "Today, I cared about what some random old lady thought about my sex life. FML"
123la 0
haha #70
an_account 0
I totally don't get this. I won't have associated it with sex at all... Anyway, if there's an ink mark on your bra, you should get it traded in, especially if it's very noticable. Not so much because someone is going to see it, but because you're paying for a damaged product otherwise!
theatrecn 0
i agree with #76 i dont read anything sexual in it at all.
darkblue_13 0
okay first of all everyone, i think the FML is that she reminded herself that she's not getting any, not that an old lady knows... to the OP though: you won't be getting any if you have that attitude about it!! be positive!! also I can't imagine buying a bra, or any clothing, that has something wrong with it. It just feels nice and makes you more confident to wear things without pen on them...
Sportsfan86 3
lmao
TryToBeKind 0
I don't know if she emant, "You'll never get any" or not, she was probably having the same brain-fart you were. They're catching you know :-) OTOH, it's OK to publicly state that no one's seeing them, you're making it clear that you're not easy.
FMLwrestler 0
#62 (clarkgable), you are really starting to annoy me. You're so blindingly stupid it's unbelievable. My entire POINT was that YES she shouldn't be complaining, because she had 2 possibilities: either A) she was prude and morally strict and didnt want sex anyway, or B) she was fat and ugly with higher standards than she should have, THUS ALL SHE NEEDS TO DO TO GET LAID IS HAVE LOWER STANDARDS! Of COURSE I know that fat people still have marriages, dating, and significant others! Last time I checked, most of my friends parents are fat! My POINT was that she deserves it because the ONLY REASON THEN that she couldn't get a guy, is if she had HIGHER STANDARDS THAN SHE SHOULD HAVE for her looks or body!!!!!!! I said, in exact words: "So basically, either she doesn't want to have any sex... or she is ugly and/or fat and/or unsociable, and just needs to LOWER HER STANDARDS to get laid!" In other words, she could still get laid, she just needs to lower her standards a bit! So #62, I say to you: Stop being a hypersensitive loser. And if you're going to be one, at least don't get all hissy and whiny about something you were too intellectually INEPT to understand in the FIRST PLACE!