Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
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snufleufugus 0
what i mean is that because she's an old lady she is probably taking it as meaning she wears a shirt around so noone will se it. not that nobody does her and if she does "get some" then they wouldnt see it for that long, if at all the whole point of having sex is to have sex not admire eachother's underwear
snufleufugus 0
so?
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Comments (135)
RPGod 0
Ummm... what?
dancelover1012 0
why didn't you just grab a new bra? i definitely wouldn't want one with ink on it.
luckyyyy 0
#7 speaks the truth you got pwned by yourself
kellster 2
She wasn't being rude! She was being classy in agreeing that you're not a ****! FYL for thinking that was a FYL! She's probably of the politer older generation who think that underthings are things that only you see, unless you're obviously married, and even then you don't talk about it in polite company. Which you don't. Only our TMI generation does that and thinks it's something to be proud of!
aback 5
What's she going to do, contradict you? But really, you should have seen if you could get a discount.
squeaksx24 0
Why is this a FML?
b0rnxfam0us 0
#64, if YOU would read more carefully, you'd notice that both posts were within the same minute, and I'm also on my iPod which goes slower than a computer, so if you'd just stfu and stop trying to be sassy, you'd realize that I didn't exactly know that you had already posted the same thing. chill.
anniesaysbueno 0
i dont see how your life is ******. it's not like this old hag is going to go around telling the world that you cant get laid...
Fy0urlife 0
werd @ #101
MIAMIBITCH_fml 0
Lol people, she's just making it sound worse than it is, and what we call this here is a misnomer. The old lady obviously just agreed, like, Okay suit yourself, agree, not Agree that she doesn't have the potential to get laid. Zzz.