Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
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snufleufugus 0
what i mean is that because she's an old lady she is probably taking it as meaning she wears a shirt around so noone will se it. not that nobody does her and if she does "get some" then they wouldnt see it for that long, if at all the whole point of having sex is to have sex not admire eachother's underwear
snufleufugus 0
so?
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PollySighDevil 0
I keep reading this again and again and can't figure out what the OP means about "a pen on one of the bras" how did this get posted?? I doesn't make any sense!!! I understand that nobody is going to be seeing her breasts... but why is there an ink pen attached to her bra?? I am assuming that the OP meant the word pin, which has a totally different meaning and pronunciation, even then I still don't understand what the hell she is talking about
PollySighDevil 0
I keep reading this again and again and can't figure out what the OP means about "a pen on one of the bras" how did this get posted?? I doesn't make any sense!!! I understand that nobody is going to be seeing her breasts... but why is there an ink pen attached to her bra?? I am assuming that the OP meant the word pin, which has a totally different meaning and pronunciation, even then I still don't understand what the hell she is talking about
b0rnxfam0us 0
40% of the elderly are sexually active, it's not like that absolutely could not have been what the saleswoman was thinking
Derick_Z 0
#51, I believe she means the INK from a pen, or a pen mark on it.
liloneoflaughter 0
um thats not bad?
b0rnxfam0us 0
oh, and #51/ 52 she meant a stain from a pen? like ink? you obv. didn't read it that carefully or use common sense if you couldn't figure that out.
FMLwrestler 0
#49: I didn't say that if you weren't sexually active, you had to be prude or morally strict. If you had read the 3rd paragraph before shooting your mouth off, you would have noticed that I added being fat, ugly, or unsociable/uncool as other very likely options. So basically, either she doesn't want to have any sex... or she is ugly and/or fat and/or unsociable, and just needs to LOWER HER STANDARDS to get laid! Like she could get a guy if she really wanted to, he just wouldn't be much better looking than her most likely.
Nomad609 0
You really didnt need to explain it...
DamnAshleyyy 0
Why is this an fml? Of course the old lady nodded..havent you heard? THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
snufleufugus 0
i think #17 is in the STFU to GTFO range