Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
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snufleufugus 0
what i mean is that because she's an old lady she is probably taking it as meaning she wears a shirt around so noone will se it. not that nobody does her and if she does "get some" then they wouldnt see it for that long, if at all the whole point of having sex is to have sex not admire eachother's underwear
snufleufugus 0
so?
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Comments (135)
xClarkGable 0
58, that's so rude. 'Bigger people have significant others and have sex just as much as anyone else. and just because one person thinks a person is ugly, doesn't mean the next will.
ffpoisongirl 0
She might've nodded in approval. If she's an old lady, in her day nobody had premarital sex, so she might approve your "choice."
Derick_Z 0
#57, that's exactly what I said. Perhaps YOU should read a bit more carefully before you go mouthing off? #63, actually premarital sex wasn't that uncommon 'back in the day' but it wasn't discussed like it is in today's mass culture.
hahayou12345 0
Bloop bloop, what's wrong with that?
Smart_ass09 0
I like turtles
lil_miz_liz09 0
i dont get it?
Horurerukul 0
how.... how did a pen get in your bra?
prttyyngthng 0
What, are you guys SLOW today? She pwned herself on accident, and the old lady agree, causing further pwnage. She MEANT no one's going to see it in an innocent way. The old lady innocently agreed. We're supposed to READ IT as she's not going to get some, and the old lady RUDELY agreed... Either way, this shit is HILARIOUS...
Octiskeet 0
So, you'd rather the cashier give you a look and say "Oh honey, I doubt that", essentially implying you're a ho?
xo_emily_xo 0
LMAO, that kind of sucks!! XD