Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I hadn't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
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Top comments
toelie 26
Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?
justsayfuck 5
Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.
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Comments (74)
cars819 0
aww FYL dude... this guy sounds like a total bitchhz
Xavi89 0
oh yeah sleep over women! that Gounod a dumbass
Xavi89 0
that guy is a dumbass!!! stupid iPhone!
georggx 3
what a dick. he don't deserve you.
zenti 2
Wow, you're patient. I would have given it twenty minutes, tops. If anyone is going to be over ten minutes late and not call you and let you know what's up, that's beyond rude. The FML here is that you wasted 2 hours of your life that you'll never get back.
MetalFish 0
why is it docks like him get chances with girls and I'm a perfectly nice guy and I've been single for 16 months? I must be fugly xD
MetalFish 0
dicks*
CloudEnvy 17
Who would want to date a fish that sinks, huh?
MetalFish 0
just means I'm good at going down...
CloudEnvy 17
Bam. *High five*
MetalFish 0
**** yea
shakethat 10
lmao I was gonna say something about that fish nickname... until ur *bam* no idea why your still single. stop looking
MetalFish 0
stop looking?
blahzz 4
Dude ur definitely not ugly. You're actually pretty cute =) Maybe the girls you meet are bitches who wouldn't look twice at nice guys.
zenti 2
16 months? Oh no, boo-hoo!
shakethat 10
I assumed u were looking. sue me
bigredmonkeybutt 30
I bet this "date" has been planned for about 2 weeks & you never even got in touch after setting things up just in case you jinxed it. But oh, yeah, it's his fault for forgetting about your sorry ass.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
OP, why didn't you call the guy first to see if he was up also, and getting ready for the big date... An also why the hell did you wait 2 long ass hours before calling him?
NeonAgatha 0
he's an ASS.. ://
MetalFish 0
Ass: a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family. hmm...
haveUever 0
aww i fell sorry for u :p