Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I hadn't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
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Top comments
toelie 26
Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?
justsayfuck 5
Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.
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Comments (74)
my2centsworth 15
do you still like him quite as much?
FrecklesXO 8
Well at least things didn't work out on the first date instead of further down the road.
Graawr 7
You really waited for 2 hours? I won't even wait for 15mins. But if he has a good reason why he's late then its ok with me. :D
meliamannequin 1
what a loser.
xshadyshadow 0
Hahah, couldn't have said it better myself.
artisticninja713 13
At least he proves he won't be worth your time...
rachieohbaby 0
it's okay. his penis is probably small anyway.
Kanvis78 0
^^^ Says the **** .
Kanvis78 0
32 not 36 . Damn lag :)
Kanvis78 0
Guess you'll never be haunted eh? :)
MmissyT 8
wow wht an ass
shfmnx 0
Well, he sounds awesome. And charming, obviously. You deserve better-but who knows, maybe he has some strange reason and will call and explain/apologize. If not, tell him "No, it's actually fine! After waiting for 2 hours, then calling you and getting shafted, I met an amazing guy and we spent 9 hours together so I guess I have you to thank for that! So....thanks! *click*"
PedoBearSaysYES 0
Almost had it there Yogi... great plan till u do the math. So if the date was for 12 pm and she got there on the dime waited and called at 2 pm she had already either met the guy at 5 am and spent 9 great hrs w him or met him in between the 2 hrs she waited and she could just tell the future. Which if she met him at 5 am I'm thinking he was either already in bed w her or she's really freaking eager to meet her date and some weirdo was at their meetin place at 5 AM. No matter how u look at it it's bad. Now...... moor quazee hypothical situasionz Kwik!!!!!! zoops my phyco is showin need Mur medz...
aardvarkish 17
Ah yes, the old am/pm issue, I take it. Just give it 12 hours and go back out there.
shfmnx 0
ha - that's hilarious! Good plan. I didn't think of that.
shakethat 10
genius!
sourgirl101 29
Your comment reminded me of "Dumb and Dumber" lol. 'I just thought she was a raging alcoholic'
hiimeugene 0
funny as hell.