Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
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rushgirl25 6
I lol'ed so hard at this! Sorry op :-(
stariee1997 16
At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?
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Comments (74)
jimmywithsalt 19
Honestly, that is hilarious and kind of awesome.
xPrinceofDeathx 5
But... This was written at 5:33
worldclassrager 41
Trying to blow something off? Like maybe your socks?