Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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Top comments
lorrain_fml 0
hahaha! cute none the less! I would make out with you for trying! =D
Serial 2
yeah no biggie, unless you threw her down an escalator or something
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Comments (90)
hilaryy_fml 0
hahahahaha #3
Sessee 4
Aw, well, you know, it's the thought that counts? It's cute! But yeah, FYL.
blue8795 0
Personally, I think that's really cute. I give you an A+ for effort!
Rodjmeister 0
Hint: learn how to pick people up...it's not that hard. points for trying i guess.
AgentGreenEyes 4
Cute...I hope she is okay My friend tried to throw me into a snowbank and dropped me on pavement....I fractured my elbow, on my fencing arm....we are now dating
whomajigi 0
I tried to do that over the summer to my partner when I got back from a 3 week trip. I ended up hugging him, but also dropping my very heavy suitcase on the foot of the man next to him. He wasn't happy.
shadowrider8 0
Well nice try, maybe next time, in the mean time lift her up as much as possible so you get the feel ;)
rukusrazor 0
That sounds funny. Why is this a FML? Is she a prude or what? Sh didn't laugh and think it was funny / cute? Wow, you waited a year for that?
toolman 0
YDI for being such a pussy
igoteffed 0
^^WIN
tWitt3rBuG 0
Awe that's cute. I'd pull you down next to me and hug you for being so sweet!