Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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Top comments
lorrain_fml 0
hahaha! cute none the less! I would make out with you for trying! =D
Serial 2
yeah no biggie, unless you threw her down an escalator or something
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Comments (90)
Easy_Target 0
Harder than it looks, isn't it?
chroniclurker 0
Yeah...it's not a good idea to just try those things out of the blue, but I hope she appreciated the gesture. Then again, there are some people that REALLY don't belong in the air, ref. myself. If someone tries to pick me up, I get so disoriented and dizzy that I turn into a human-sized, human-weight rag doll, and I am invariably dropped. So your girlfriend falling may not be anyone's conscious fault; it may just be balance issues on one side.
at0micmin3r 23
Weight machines for you! I'm sure she gave you points for trying. No fyl or ydi this time..
AJ0wns 0
number 4 took the words out of my mouth
marcelloshock 0
aww thats suckz
ilive4fml 0
one word.........smooooth
shadowkillah 0
well haha kudos for u trying to pick her up...but then again haha u should know how strong u are haha...FYL
Bushido_fml 0
It's like the outtakes of a romantic movie.
eddles 0
at least you tried
peete182 0
a guy who watches romantic movies is more likely to have a boyfriend anyway so i'm guessing this isn't true