trembelwick
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Romance me please
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Anonymous
Murrieta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
"Shortcomings"
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
stun_zeed
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML
Ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Unwarranted
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
FreshDonuts
Antioch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Anonymous
Serbia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
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bananabuttercup 8
That is weird on so many levels.
Savra_fml 17
Coin slot?
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Comments (172)
ICaughtFire 4
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
airthunder12 1
Hey their (:
Blackmail111 9
We don't spell out words in military alphabet ( I don't know why you're using it) we say the term for the letter only so: Foxtrot y lima
Blackmail111 9
Yankee*
jobsman99 0
So I assume she has had some big bills in her meat wallet? Maybe her mouth is her change purse for you and anal is her secret place to hide your small change. Go for it!!!!
Dcm210 19
tell her you want a better wallet.
steenj_1 0
She should have called it a meat cave....cause she probably has the meat curtains to decorate it
lyfeizakward 0
Wow, does she always wanna ruin your self-esteem?
snicole918 4
It just means you have a small dick is all!!!
gottaluv9ball 0
Or her vag is like the cave of the winds!
IndigoAcrylic 9
shoulda been like "Ohh bitch please! Say hellow to Big Benjii ^_^" Bahaha I crack myself up ^_^_^_^
KailyKii 11
Wow how ever so funny. :/
cheergirl900 0
thats not something youu hear everydaay..
onlychildFTW 34
You need to put small change in her mouth to show her it can be a lot.
katiekarnif 9
say if she had a tighter wallet the change would seem bigger! *ruin her self esteem straight back*