Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
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sytd3h5 6
Faking gets you nowhere
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you love him, talk to him about other ways he can get you off. If you don't want to put in the effort to communicate, that's on you.
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Comments (18)
shannon2348 14
if you fake it then he will think he's doing everything right and you have no chance for improvement. if you can't be honest then you shouldn't be having sex.
jkjorn 18
When you say you "had sex for the first time", do you mean the first time with this boyfriend, or that you two are virgins and it was your first "first time"? Because if you're virgins, the first time is usually awkward & confusing and it's hard to know what you're feeling. Trust me, it gets better (way better!) with experience. Now if it's just the first time with this partner and you know what it should feel like, then you're not doing either of you any favors by faking it. FHL & YDI.
Johnny5 16
Communicate, try other positions and if all else fails toys and oral. Everyone deserves to feel good
Hempseed 27
If you're not willing to communicate your needs, don't expect your needs to be accommodated. Shit won't improve if you don't talk about it.
bullsonyourface 20
did he fake it too
PirateSnozzle 8
Faking will get you no where, if he thinks he's doing things right he's going to keep on going with what he believes works. It doesn't have to be awkward, just next time you're at it give him suggestions and if the peen to vag ratio is really that out then look into toys.
Serenity 4
Um how can it be amazing sex if you faked the entire thing? 🤷♀️ Stop convincing yourself it was amazing when you fake it that is toxic and your relationship will end. If you love this guy talk to him. Relationships end quick because of lack of communication.