Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
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Top comments
flinkpamingo 0
Well, welcome to a glimpse of your future with him. You don't laugh at someone you care about when they are hurt. Especially when it"s something you caused. He is NOT worth the effort.
f_u_u_f_f 0
Wait, so you were bleeding for two hours and you didn't think to go to a doctor?
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Comments (64)
blahder 0
Some people laugh when they hurt someone because they feel horrible and are nervous. I laugh in those situations. quit taking it as he's bein an ass he could jsut be nervous..
what_the_fail 0
#45 win
ironmaiden77 0
I would have laughed 2
sofinemos 4
fucktard
interesting33 37
Ouch and harsh though he could just be laughing because he is nervous and anxious. It could be a natural response..
swedeNix 13
Brake his Dick and say; what? I got no dick and i feel fine, then laugh;)
2012Monster2012 0
You deserve better ...
Erica Arreola 6
I was sitting at the end of my bed and my guy went to "fake kick" me in the face and it actually conected. so much pain!