Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I was at my school's choir concert, sitting in the audience with some people I had classes with. A guy with a really long beard walked in and I pointed him out to the guy next to me, saying, "Get a load of Duck Dynasty." He replied, "Yeah, that's my dad." FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
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Top comments
SimplyBird 9
Maybe you should give him "the talk"
darwinism 30
Well, the only way you can thank him is by dressing up as a panda and accompanying him to work. Have fun OP
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Comments (69)
deepvira 16
Oh my god! That's quite weird!
Ghost308 11
Now that's a dad who has no shame what so ever!!!
liaRawr 9
Awesome dad |m|
GuyNoOneKnows 13
Hey at least he put up with it instead of embarrassing you even more by telling them or talking to them, still that's sucks op.
codyswearingen 3
What a dick. Dump him OP
sanecatlady 13
It's sad how people superficially judge others. He could be a nice, friendly, harmless guy for all we know. There are serial killers out there who are well-dressed and act all sweet and charming until they kill and dismember someone.
rec_chem 22
Maybe you should be thankful that you got to go to that concert. I'm sure whatever crappy teenage music you listen to, he wasn't itching to listen to it all night, but did anyway so that you could go.
christian2234 15
That's pretty upsetting
SuperMew 22
I understand feeling embarrassed because your friends think someone is awkward, but to sit there and not defend your father... I could understand if your father was an asshole, or he did some pretty ****** up things in life, but the only thing I see here is bad fashion choices. You should have introduced your father to your friends, said he was a silly person, and moved on from that. If people cannot handle your family, I don't feel like they deserve to be considered good friends.
delay1234 19
My dad is the exact same way. I feel your pain, buddy