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fartbucket51995129565 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff New York, United States

Richard?

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML

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xBOGGSx 3

So don't bother talking to him ever again!

grashopper8 7

Bullet, dodged.

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Comments (87)

who10nanny 8

Don't feel bad. I had a dude dump me on a Monday because I didn't call him that weekend. That was the weekend we buried my grandfather.

NodakN8V 25

Apply dryer sheets for that "No cling" factor. What a tool.

Xeebar 28

Sounds like you didn't miss out on too much. He doesn't seem incredibly bright.

annunaki_fml 11

Narcissit much? dont know if i spelled that right lol

chuksnwali 34

You did not.

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Not even one day unless it's from am to am or pm to pm

grumblebum 16

Better off without him, good to find out now instead of after you are in a committed relationship

grumblebum 16

Oh and if you do decide to stick with him, you need to be committed.

Omniprism 15

Sounds like he got upset because he likes you too. It sounds like a dick move but maybe he's insecure and got some irrational thoughts. Maybe talk to him. Ask him why he got so upset. Then if he does a dick move again dump him. But to me it sounds like he really likes you he just needs to be trained ( not in a bad way, some people just need some help). Good luck.

jlaski 10

omg! that happened to me too!! haha. it was just a date and when he asked I said hell yeah, I can't wait. it was 3 days later I was wondering where he was. I texted him, he ended up blowing up my phone and made me cry. it was just a date!!

ZombieSazza 34

Well you certainly dodged a bullet there, OP! Sounds like a very clingy person who gets angered easily so at least you saw what he is really like before this relationship could get serious.

Metagame 12

Don't you mean "liked?"