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fartbucket51995129565 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff New York, United States

Richard?

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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So don't bother talking to him ever again!

grashopper8 7

Bullet, dodged.

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good thing he showed that early. qont have to know him further.

Take that as a sign, he is clingy.

attachment issues obviously. dodged a bullet op

run while u can!

Harl3quIN87 3

Sounds like a looser

yeah, clingy, no loss there. You will notice this more in guys, they are going to use emotional tricks to deal with their dissapointment. Women do this also btw :)

This is YEARS old lol