fartbucket51995129565
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Richard?
Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
Top comments
xBOGGSx 3
So don't bother talking to him ever again!
grashopper8 7
Bullet, dodged.
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Comments (87)
fictionaldiary 11
It doesn't sound like you knew him very well, but you say you liked him. I'm confused.
Lindz2817 10
Nice username :)
RA91 26
That guys' a jerk..his lost anyway, no worries.
fristinkristin 16
Lol someone's clingy af
msnique1 5
He's a whole lot stalkerish. I'd love to see his FML post about you. You're better off Hun.
popprock 13
What a bootyhole! Btw nice name xD
buckeye1 9
Wow dudes clingy already and you haven't even gone on a date yet wtf.
SirNuggetMan 5
Mind explaining your name? Ms. Fartbucket. Well anyways... that sucks.
lexiieeex3 32
How did this fml even get posted...
emilycardona7 18
it's simple, cut him off