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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Richard?
Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
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xBOGGSx 3
So don't bother talking to him ever again!
grashopper8 7
Bullet, dodged.
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xBOGGSx 3
So don't bother talking to him ever again!
sweetbliss3 37
i hope not. for your sake, im glad his nuttiness came out before you guys got too involved.
meganlovestea 15
Seriously. He sounds obsessive! At least you can get rid of him early before it gets worse
incoherentrmblr 22
Monday is a bad day for everyone...
thatguynamedsky 32
this guy ^^
Ololo_fml 16
He probably saw OPs nickname..
cheshireau 26
I think we have a Stage 5 Clinger.
Misskreher 30
Some people should learn how to count.
idonotknow7 16
Some people should learn not to be clingy.
Pwib 14
Every superhero needs a super break.
potuyit 10
Or to tell time.
feldco1 17
He showed you the type of guy he is! Sounds like you're better off
zandalee 20
Totally. He sounds ridiculously insecure and high maintenance. I think if you learn from this red flag you will realize that you have dodged a bullet here.
SpamPam 18
Yeah makes me even wonder if the guy even bothered to try to start a convo or was waiting for OP to do it
grashopper8 7
Bullet, dodged.
incoherentrmblr 22
Unless you're watch the movie Wanted...
asnakelovinbabe 16
He sounds clingy, you likely dodged a bullet. Sucks now but it's probably better in the long run!
brandoneyez1 25
That's exactly what it is... Clingy. Can't handle a day of not hearing from her and acts butt hurt. It's called grow up!
shudson186 17
He sounds super clingy OP. That is a very good sign you shouldn't bring that type of person into your life.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Our brains were cut from the same loaf.
shudson186 17
Agreed #9
fortune789 17
Maybe it's because you're a fartbucket.
badluckalex 23
7 desrves a nobel prize. not
glabberfasted 16
Whenever someone puts "not," at the end of their sentence, I think of Borat. "This pen is black not."
thisismylifesoo 11
like #5 said, way too clingy. be happy nothing happened
JMichael 26
Piss in his milk and be done with him
cheshirecat13242 32
Well there's yer problem-- you were tracking time according to clocks & shit... Should've measured in the "clingy dude" time measurement standard!