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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Richard?
Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
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xBOGGSx 3
So don't bother talking to him ever again!
grashopper8 7
Bullet, dodged.
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Comments (87)
wallfrogs22 6
sounds like you dodged a bullet on that one!
nemcali 34
He sounds high maintenance
Mauskau 36
So the way you've worded this, did you stop talking to him after he asked you out for a date? That'd upset anyone, really.
mikelangele 15
it's not even one day. if he spoke to you on Monday to ask you on a date and you answered yes you spoke to him on Monday. if it's now tue a whole day hasn't yet passed so not even one day. Also people tend to work during the day and might not have or even be able to use their phone. So at least wait till the evening. At least he didn't waste your time. Next :)
umerin 32
Humans are confusing.
angiee_baybee 15
Good riddance!
Melkboy 7
Did you have to call him a dick?
QueenofWheels 13
It wasn't even one day it was a few hours. If I read it right.
DezzieRae11 3
sounds like a douche nozzle
randomkat820 8
you dont need to deal with his Large ego hon, dont need the drama.