fartbucket51995129565
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Richard?
Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
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xBOGGSx 3
So don't bother talking to him ever again!
grashopper8 7
Bullet, dodged.
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Comments (87)
Diamond_Girl_201 11
Did you try to tell the guy?
ahd94 21
Better to find out he's likely a stage 5 clinger before he learns where you live.
the_Jessicaaa 11
why is ur name fartbucket?.........just saying
Khaleesi666 6
What a pussy lol.
alicat13 12
he asked you out on Monday, but you did not speak to him on Monday, so you did not give an answer...? Or ask for a delay or anything. Well then he is justified to be pissed..
BabyrooKid 11
I get the feeling you don't like him anymore.
the_real_dvd 21
You like this guy?? What's wrong with you?
tessybear19 8
He's probably one of those clingy, obsessive guys anyway. You'd be better off without him.
sabine123_fml 5
U r lucky
PO_linesman 4
There should be a third option - "You dodged a bullet". It's always better that a potential partner shows their true colours as early as possible.